Raymond Berg

TweetWhen I started checking in at my hotel my eyes wandered to find this sign. I started laughing. When the night clerk looked at me strangely, I said “It’s an odd name; he must be German.” The guy laughed a bit and said, “No, he is from Australia.” -”You gotta be pulling my leg” -”No….it [...]

This is a joke, please don’t tell anyone this…but isn’t the resemblance uncanny?

TweetI believe these messages must have been sent by someone in a…strange…state. I have taken the name off to protect the innocent, and made some guesses on the references (not all make sense to me, let me know if you get one). I can’t help but find them amusing…especially noting the time stamps.  Total time: [...]

I will forever regret that you didn’t say ‘Maybe the simile is like a metaphor’